Wir haben ihn alle lieb, die Machete im Dickicht der Automobilbranche. Hier eine Auswahl von Zitaten!
"I’m sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.”
Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: “It couldn’t pull a greased
stick out of a pig’s bottom”
On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: “There is a word to describe this car: it begins with ‘s’ and ends with ‘t’ and it isn’t soot
“The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite”
“The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.”
“Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what… BEING STABBED?”
“This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Ooh good I’ve got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.’”
“I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?”
Clarkson’s highway code on cyclists: “Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong.”
“Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don’t feature enough affordable cars on the show……so we’ll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!”
On the Lotus Elise: “This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.”
“Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved… for a murderer.”
“Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar… in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.”
On the Porsche Cayenne: “Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.”
